move to canada for…
the TV programming.
the ginormous pot pie.
the wicked cool street traffic symbols.
ALDO outlets.
awesome american cars.
the vagrants.
overpriced attractions
rides from cartoons so old you’d have to watch canadian television to know who the characters are.
because they use the word “nudies.”
“handsy” big-birds and play sets with painted shadows.
boredom so deep that you stand on rocks for fun.
and rampant vandalism!
yah, we loved it so much that we left our non-refundable hotel a night early. yeah canada!
“handsy” big Bird?!
Oh no! Did they get anything?
I totally just got the “handsy” Big Bird thing. hahahahahahahahahahaahhahah
You stayed in the Van area! That’s why it sucks. Everyone knows Vancouver is a dirty, smelly, gross city. :-P You missed all the good parts by not going to the smaller islands. Next time visit Van ISLAND not Van city. :)
(PS. I know this is old, I just found this blog)